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Teng Fang Yih
Has your MD just hired a troll to work with you and you can't stand being next to the epicentre of paranormal activity at your organisation, and so you need to leave? By Teng Fang Yih
04 Sep 2008

Dear reader,

Are you tired of your present job?

Are you stuck in a rut and can't make a move internally, vertical and even horizontal?

Are your subordinates stabbing you repeatedly in the back?

Is your boss a tightwad and won't give you a raise?

Has your MD just hired a troll to work with you and you can't stand being next to the epicentre of paranormal activity at your organisation, and so you need to leave?

Is your supervisor an insecure schmuck who fears your superior intellect and coding skills?

Does the HR department always seem to have its doors slammed shut whenever you come round asking for help?

Do you feel unappreciated, and that you are meant for greater things?

If your answer to any of these questions above is Yes, or you're looking for that career-making move, set your fingers across the pages of our Computerworld Singapore in print to check out the latest job openings available in your line of work. The new Recruitment section of Computerworld Singapore has been launched. The first edition of this section is on page 25 of the September issue.

We are not just in the business of selling ads and making our bosses in Sydney rich. We are also in the business of empowering you, the IT executives of this nation, with the wherewithal to move forward in life, professional and personal. Your career is important to us.

Currently listed are the following positions: Channel Manager/Director; Regional Sales Manager/Director; Applications Architect; Senior Banking Project Manager; Director, Consulting—Asia Pacific; and, SAP Specialist.

Consider these positions sometime today.

For those of you who are currently unemployed, I would like to dedicate the following song, completely lifted off a page from a lyrics site (at this URL—www.top40db.net/Lyrics/?SongID=82157&By=Artist&Match=Gary+U.S.+Bonds)

Out Of Work
by Gary U.S. Bonds
 
Eight a.m., I'm up and out
Feet beating on the sidewalk
Down at the unemployment agency
All I get is talk

I check the want ads
But there just ain't nobody hiring
What's a man supposed to do
When he's down and out of work

I need a job, I'm out of work
I'm unemployed, I'm out of work
I need a job, I'm out of work

I go to pick my girl up
Her name is Linda Brown
Her Dad invites me in
He tells me to sit down

The small talk that we're making
Is going pretty smooth
But then he drops a bomb
Son, what do you do

I'm out of work
I need a job, I'm out of work
I'm unemployed, I'm out of work
I need a job, I'm out of work
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Hey, Mr. President
I know you've got the plans
You're doing all you can now
To help the little man

We've got to do our best
To whip that inflation down
Maybe you've got a job for me
Just driving you around

These tough times
They're enough to
Make a man lose his mind
Up there you've got a job
But down here below

I'm out of work
I need a job, I'm out of work
I'm unemployed, I'm out of work
I need a job, I'm out of work

I'm out of work, I'm out of work
I'm out of work, I'm out of work
I'm out of work, I'm out of work
I'm out of work, I'm out of work

On that note, I bid you Peace, and an endless day of happy fishing!

Teng Fang Yih is the editor of Computerworld Singapore and Computerworld Malaysia.

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